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  As for Wanda, she had a hard time finding a place to rent, at first. Then when she was brought up on federal charges for registration violations in relation to George, she didn’t need to worry about rent, because the state penitentiary became her residence.

  Yes, Mimi could have told you all of this, but she’s been a blubbering idiot since that day at the fruit stand. And in order to keep the business afloat, I bought half. So it’s official, I own half of the Gotcha Detective Agency. I really want to change the name to something less girlie, but Mimi had a clause in the contract that stipulated I can only change the name if she died. I’m currently talking to my friend who has a PhD in Pharmacy Science, to assess my options to get away with murder. I’m kidding! Sort of.

  Cortnie hired a new receptionist, Uta Huber, a sixy-five year old woman with more energy than Cortnie and I combined. She’s putting together a comprehensive online presence to help boost our visibility, and she’s been posting on Facebook (1000 likes) and Twitter (5000 followers) regularly, assuring us that social networking is the key to expansion.

  I’m just going to believe her, because I have no desire to get on Facebook, and Twitter is for twits. (Do not tell Cortnie I said this).

  The decoy program is in full swing and ladies hired by the police department have been fully trained. The first “hookers” hit the streets very soon. Which brings me back to Mimi.

  She’s had to work closely with the Salinas vice squad to make sure the decoy program got off to a smooth start. She and Cortnie worked together to insure the safety of the women in the program. In doing so, she’s spent a lot of time at the station. And, you guessed it, she has to see Nick almost every day.

  Last I heard, they were planning to have lunch next week.

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  About the Author

  Jamie Lee Scott is the USA Today Bestselling Author of the Gotcha Detective Agency Mysteries.

  Jamie is also an award winning produced screenwriter. No One Knows is now available online.

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  Other Books by Jamie Lee Scott

  Gotcha Detective Agency

  Let Us Prey

  Textual Relations

  Death of a Sales Rep

  What a Meth

  Tagged You’re It (a novelette)

  Bad Vice

  Electile Dysfunction

  Who Gives A Split

  Mary Had A Little Scam

  Trespassers Will Be Prostituted

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  Willa Friday Culinary Cozy Series

  Pasta Pinot & Murder

  Sushi Sauvignon & Murder

  Mousse Moscato & Murder

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  Uncertain Series

  Uncertain Beginnings

  Uncertain Calm

  Uncertain Blue

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